Cloak & Dagger Wines

At Cloak & Dagger Wines, we conspire to produce exceptional wines in extremely limited quantities. Our wines are handcrafted in secret at The Undisclosed Location. The exact coordinates of The Undisclosed Location are classified. However, we now offer tasting at a minimum security location in Paso Robles. Unofficially, we refer to this location as The Tasting Room.

In order to avoid attracting attention, The Tasting Room is located in a small historic building in downtown Paso Robles, overlooking the City Park. Outward appearances would suggest it is little more than a delightful wine tasting venue in the heart of Paso Robles’ vibrant downtown scene. Appearances can be deceiving.
Tasting hours are unpredictable. We strongly recommend calling in advance. Please call 310 877 0210 for hours or an appointment. It’s quite possible that someone will pick up. If not, please leave a message. We recommend using a burner phone if possible.

Finally, we can confirm that all the conspiracy theories you have ever heard are true. We know this because we have very reliable sources inside the Freemasons, the Illuminati, the Skull and Bones Society, the Trilateral Commission, the Deep State and even Area 51. We realize that much of this may come as something of a shock. A nice glass of wine would help.